Little Juan

Walking down Calle Ocho

at a towering five feet tall

brown baggin’ his drink

with his fedora and all

Don’t give him no shit

cause he won’t be friendly

the little ones are the meanest

and your life he will end-y

Little Juan is what they call him

he’s a crazy killer

once the lights go out

you’ll think your in Thriller

“Darkness creeps

across the land”

and all that crap

you better run from this man

If you bump into him

you know it’s over

it won’t matter whether he’s

drunk or sober

So stay off the Ocho

when it’s late at night

because Little Juan is there

and he’s looking for a fight