Tuesday, November 29, 2011

Feel the Love

I’ve felt it
I know I have
Even when he was away
Even on a stressful Monday
I didn’t know it at the time
But I felt good all the time
Now that’s the bookmark
Now I’ll know when I cross that threshold
To have someone
To have your back
Gives me peace of mind
But let the search continue
That can be fun too
But when I feel it again
I’ll know
Because I’ve felt it
I know I have

Love at Light Speed

Some say it’s in the air
But who put it there?
Does it emit from the ear, the nose, the mouth?
Does it flow from the North or from the South?
It’s something you feel but cannot see
How it works is a mystery
I need a doctor, one that will teach
Is there a support group that can help me?
I cannot find true love around
I guess I’ll keep on waiting
I’ll ponder these thoughts on another round
Of singles’ speed dating

Wednesday, November 23, 2011

haiku for wednesday

What's the theme this week?
I don't know, I'm so confused...
Advil Cold&Flu

Tuesday, November 22, 2011

True Love

Passion is how I define it
it grow up on me, Im not sure how
it got me interested since I was a child.

It takes my breath away,
sometimes it steals my tears
but it aslo gives me a lot of smiles
and its flow make my hips move around.

It inspires me
it makes me dream with its sound
doesn't matter its form
every note, every melody sparks my soul
I live with it, I live for it
Music my insane love.


Angry Sound

If you stand quiet
you' will hear an echo
cause you left me
cause you're selfish
cause Im angry
cause Im crying
cause you hurt me
cause it was several times
cause your lies.
But shhhhh.... Keep quiet!
cause now is my heart who is talking.

Need a whole bottle
haikus produced me headache
Advil do your work!

Another Chemical

Trusted Advil pill
it contains ibuprofen
what that means? not sure...

Interesting Looking

Advil liquid gel
blue capsule, clear inside
made for headache pains

what does it really do?

Advil medicine
doesn't cure, only relive.
Placebo, same thing.

can't swallow them

Pills are not my thing
if it hurts, I don't take one
pain ends by itself.

ADville

Welcome to Adville
where children come to play and
adults drink whiskey...

Sniffles Be Gone

Why must my nose run
and make me sniffle in class
In need of Advil

Monday, November 21, 2011

Sick about it

I hate being sick ugh
I want to get better fast
Need advil cold and sinus

Hurting bad!

light to my eyes wow
need darkness now or Advil
I'm hurting really bad

Out of it

I can't stop coughing
like a fish out of water
I'm out of Advil no!

Fire

nose on fire cant breath
another box down wow really
need something fast

Can't sleep

toss and turn need sleep
I staring at clock again
my head is still pounding

The Plan

When you need to sleep
And your job keep saying NO,
Kill it with a pill!

That's it

it's not about pain
it's about comfortable
it's about Advil

Great Expectations

Why even bother
Is it even real?
The movies all tell
A soulmate or nothing

Love Fades

I tried hard to hold it
It slipped through my fingers
And now that I’ve lost it
Feels like I’ve gone through a ringer

Left or right Advil

Two pills in my hand
Choose drowsy or non-drowsy?
Skipping work today.

Wish I had some Advil

Head on the pillow
It feels too heavy to lift
My sinuses full

Bottomless Pit

What is in your head?
Never ending mucus stream
Here, take one ADVIL

ADVIL Sinus Relief

It’s not my ego
Blame it on my sinuses
Big head needs advil

ADVIL Relief

Stuffy nose is red
Tired of blowing again and again
Need some relief fa

ADVIL-ices 2

Hey! What is that chill?
You've got lots of bills to pay.
Advil says: Take a Pill.

ADVIL-ices

My dad used to say
When I used to have headaches:
That means you have head

Advil is for Sinus Season

Pollen in my nose
Trees are seeding everywhere
I must take the pill

talking shit

What is Flu Season?
People get sick all the time
god damn FDA

Sunday, November 20, 2011

Confessions of a Hopeless Romantic

I deserve someone like you
Kind, sweet and patient
God-fearing and positive
Gentleman-like in the streets

It's the little things you do
Washing the dishes after I cook
Remembering my favorite things
Sweet kisses on my cheek

You could be so much more, than just my 'boo'
A relationship is not what you want, you say
..but you give Love, trust, honesty and loyalty
Week after week


We can face the world, just us two
Standing side by side until the storms of life pass us by
As friends, lovers, and partners
This is what I seek.

October 4, 2011 10:34pm

Driving home from class,
I decided to take the scenic route today
& I'm so glad I did, is all there is to say
Tired at a stoplight, we crossed paths.

You, going in the opposite direction,
Quick swerve to the right,
Hidden and out of sight.
We stop to talk

We met and I instantly fell in love
Your skin, your voice, your style
You gorgeous pearly white smile,
You've got swag, boy.

You on your ped,
me in my 'stang.
We're both riding clean and doin' our thang'
A random guy asks us to race

We laugh it off,
I tell you I'm only in town for a while
"We might have a future together," you said with a smile
Turning my heart to gold

Pee Pitch

Feeling sick and blue?
Here's a great remedy! Try:
Advil Cold and flu

Swallowed one, swallowed them all

Advil's just a pill
like any of the others
There is no difference

Gel Caps

Gel caps smooths it out
Slithers and slides down your throat
Melts your probs away

World's drug

The world we live in
is sick and cold, like the flu.
Where's that medicine?

Whoa!

Not feeling well now
Took the pill at nine p.m.
Didn't wake til noon

Friday, November 18, 2011

don't mix

take with alcohol?

well wouldn’t that be dandy

don’t take pills with beer

Thursday, November 17, 2011

Cold and Flu

do i want to sleep?
or do i need to do work?
drowsy? nondrowsy?

Double Dose

There's so much pressure
I need relief in my head
Four Advil at once

a change of seasons


cough cough sniffle sneeze

seasons changing allergies

more Tylenol please

Tuesday, November 15, 2011

Raw

I look at him
He stares back at me.
What is he doing?
Is he jumping?
He is being creepy
Is he alive?
I thoght I kelled him
I will finish this job
Let me kill him this time
Im not chinese
I will not eat this fish alive.

Painful Beauty

The time has come, and tonight is the night
I have to do it!
It's a whole challenge for me to go that high
It requires courage for a whole night
It requires my mental power to pretend that I am fine.

Fake it until you make it! people say
I'm sorry
butthe fact that this hills are hurting
It's for me to fake it every time I walk

Funny Story

There is this really funny story
That you're probably gonna laugh a lot
It involves old people's finger nails
and mini Oreos killing robots

It's so funny and unexpected
that you're gonna fall out of your chair
when I told my neighbors
they all spitted on each others hair

Even my dog got a laugh
Or at least it sounded like one
I believe he heard me telling my mom
and choked on a bone

The story is like this:
There's this place around block
that has this weird looking... ahhmm...
...nevermind. I forgot.

This Poem

Hey you,
That reads this poem
I don't know what to write
Any word that rhymes with poem
So i used it twice.

But "write" rhymes with "twice"
So the last verse wasn't that bad
But using this verse to explain the previous one
Is kind of sad.

Same thing happened again
"Twice" didn't rhyme with "one"
But "bad" rhymed with "sad"
and it ends the way i want.

The dynamic dorito

Their hot like the sun
Perfect like the trinity
Yet bumpy like frogs

Dorito Fries from the gas station

25 cent bag
Taco meat & nacho cheese
A Chicago treat

Which flavor am I?

I'm in a blue mood
But it's cooler than you think
Kind of zesty too

Magic Pocket Trick

About to walk out the door
I have my purse
Check
I have my keys
Check
I have my phone
Not check
Where could I have left it?
It's not on the charger
It's not on the counter
Frantic
When was the last time I used it?
I'm gonna be late
I'm gonna have to leave it
Walk out the door and lock it
Wait
What's this in my pocket?

Doritos

Crispy triangles
in many zesty flavors
Which is your favorite?

Ralph's World

What a lovely, sunny day today
I'll take my dog to the park and play
Off the leash should be just fine
'Til Ralph starts sniffing a stranger's behind
I toss the frisbee and tell him to get it
But Ralph wants to get the neighbor's picnic
Sandwich in mouth, I'm so embarrassed
Two steps away Ralph takes care of business
I put the doggie bag over my hand
I pick up the mess, but there's a hole in the bag
It's not working out, it's time to go
I wrangle up Ralph and take him home
I collapse on the couch, Ralph pants with joy
A nightmare to me was a ball for my boy

Versatility

Eat them on the side
Or use as sandwich topping
A great chip for lunch

Unawear

Stumbling into the door unaware of the night that were still in. Buddies laughing and pointing out like kids where they want to eat. finally we found our spot. I see an open kitchen. I spring into action and begin cooking up unbelievable pitas for my amigo. Hands down that was the best 4 mins and 30 seconds of my life.

Late night mistakes

Late night partying. Usually turns into late night mistakes. Its been too long and I feel like Tom Hanks in cast away disparate as hell crying out for Wilson. I try to call but my fingers are fighting with the numbers to dial it right. I try again but no dice. Ugh guess that pizza can wait till tomorrow.

Where nothing happens

Throwdown with Bobby Flay

building things out of clay

going outside to play

hanging out with Bley

sleeping in all day

swimming in the bay

photographs at the cay

picking up a stray

laying in a stack of hay

walking down blue jay way

riding downhill on a sleigh

staying up late to pray

writing an essay

eating at the buffet

or at the local cafe

trying out new hair spray

taking an online survey

eating chocolate souffle

visiting cafe risque

getting an x ray

checking out a cabaret

partying in the USA

cooking marinated filet

things to do when there’s no NBA

in a Strange place


Who is that?

Who’s at the door?

Where am I?

Why am I on this tiny couch?

Where’s my pants?

Stop knocking

it’s 9:30 am?

Courty?

I thought you slept,

right there on the floor

Double Ranch (from friday)

Have you ever dipped
A blue Dorito in ranch?
DOUBLE COOLER RANCH

to my heart

Doritos, cheetos,
Cookies and beer, these are things
that are near and dear...

That's it

Doritos is good
And I know that you know that.
So... what else to say?

Demand

If you are a food
Don't you even dare to be
Not a Doritos

Monday, November 14, 2011

New Flavor

Spicy Sweet Chili

the doritos purple bag

so new and so good

Cool Kids

For people like me
That do not like the cheddar
Cool ranch hit the spot

Nope not happing

i will not share it
you'll will never get one from me
sorry but there all for me

Haha

face cover in cheese
trust me something you have to see
ha this doesn't upset me

Late Night

late night snack thats key
long rough night i know where youll be
chilling waiting for me

Wasting time

too many flavors ugh
which one which one should i pick
times a wasting

Gold

so crunchy I love it
tasty treats feels like I found gold
can eat these all night

Sunday, November 13, 2011

Philosophy

There is more to life
Than just eat my Doritos.
...There's dipping sauce

Mystery Solved

Nobody can say
They didn't steal Doritos
with orange fingers!

Memory

There's 3 things I like
The first one is Doritos
...I forgot the rest.

Thursday, November 10, 2011

the RANCH fam

COOL ranch, COOLER ranch,

COOLEST ranch... what’s the dif’rence?

What’s next? COOLEREST?

Wednesday, November 9, 2011

Sunburn State

I woke up today
To a freaking ice age
I thought this was Florida
With heat like a sauna

I check on the weather
It says sixty seven
I’m getting too soft
When did that mean cold?

Barely feel my toes
You’d think there is snow
It suddenly hits me
Oh, no, I'm adapting

God, I need to return
To my home up north
Before I start wearing
A scarf when it’s sixty seven

Triangle Goodness

Their shape is distinct
Their color calls out, “eat me”
Don’t mind if I do

Nacho Cheese Doritos

A taste that’s unique
A bit cheesy, yet tangy
From my favorite chips

Fingers

Fingers are orange
No, it is not orange juice
Blame the Doritos

Addicted to Doritos

Can’t have only just one
Keep that bag away from me
If you want some left

Full of Doritos

Crunk, Crunk, Crunk, Crunk, Crunk
Crunk, Crunk, Crunk, Crunk, Crunk, Crunk, Crunk
Sorry, mouth was full

Bad Day

Every single day
I walk out and sing
Oh, lovely sunshine
Hello, lovely trees

The breeze feels so nice
I can’t help but smile
Hearing the birds singing
Is lifting my spirits

But then I hear splat
My head oddly wet
I reach up to check
Is that poop in my hair?

I can’t help myself
What a crappy day
I yell at the sky
Curse you, stupid birds

Doritos

nacho cheese, cool ranch,
late night taco, sweet chili,
What is your flavor?

Tuesday, November 8, 2011

Bullies

Sky is blue
The grass is green
The sun is yellow
But my neighbors are mean

My tongue is red
The earth is brown
My teeth are white
But you only see my frown

The juice is orange
The gum is pink
The grapes are purple
So is my eye, I think

Bullies Suck!
and I guess i do too.
I get beaten up by drawing
rainbows in school.

Rain Down

Rain may seem like such a mess
It wets my hair and soaks my dress
Goes through my shoes and through my socks
I run for shelter, swift as a fox

But sometimes rain can be so fun
I splash through puddles one by one
I do not worry about my clothes
The sky becomes an endless hose

When it clears and skies turn blue
Rain has done so much for you
It cooled the weather and watered the plants
And now I stare at a rainbow's expanse

poem for baby spike

lullabies help you sleep

Henry's barking makes you weep

everything, you want to eat

but milk is your only treat

when we tickle your little feet

you laugh and smile from your baby seat

why can’t you have all these sweets?

cause you ain’t got no baby teeth

Cookies

Oreo, chocolate chip,
rainbow sprinkled, thin mint,
macadamia nut, ginger snap,
black and white cookie, what a snack

Cookies are my favorite food
they’re so delightful, I’m always in the mood
to eat these delectable treats
after any meal especially meats

Dip them in milk or eat them dry
and if your crazy try them fried
Oreos dipped in dough
then cooked in oil, nice and slow

Cookies are my favorite food
I will not share because i’m rude

edibility?

soft, tasty, gooey,
delightful, flavored, fragrant.
Don't eat the chapstick

SPF15 Chapstick

On a sunny day
Sunscreen is necessary
Protect your lips too!

Im want to be a mother

If I where your mother
What song would I sing you?
What story would I tell you?
What super hero would I become for you?
Not sure,
but I will always love you,
baby doll with pretty package on the super market.

What you mean.

It's the Moon shining in your eyes
It's the warm of your skin where the Sun lies on
It's your smile, the reason of other people's smiles
It's your heart the heart you my world
my baby
you are my soul.

Monday, November 7, 2011

Berry Bliss

What a great combo
Moisturizes and colors
Tinted lip balm rules

Flavors

small tube, plastic cap,
pop it off and smear it on
Let's do the damn thing

Colors

The primary colors are
red, yellow and blue.
But the rainbow doesn't stop here
there is so much you can do!

Red and yellow mixes a color so bright and fun
In the evening you see it best when it's almost gone,
and the moon is ready to replace the sun
it makes the color orange.

Red and blue mix a color so true
Grapes and eggplants seem to think so too
mix these colors together and you'll never be hurtful
because rad red and cool blue makes purple.

Yellow and blue together can be so mean
They are like a sight you have never seen
This is the color of the grass and leaves
Yellow and blue makes the color green.

Bumbling Bees

Bumble bee bumble bee
buzzing and bumbling
by the big banana tree

Big bubbles and rough rumbles
Goes the bummbly brigade of buzzing
Tired tirades and confusing charades
Leaves the bummbly busted!

Billions of brightly bumbled buddies
Buzzing and billowing through the night
Busying bumbing and buzzing we study
those buzzing and bumbling bees, what a sight!

Rule of thumb

Chapstick to a girl
Mac LipGlass to a lady
Your lips should grow up

Stupid Carmex

Cold tingles and burns
My lips are on fire! Help!
Carmex is the worst!

Sunday, November 6, 2011

The medicated kind..

Cracked and Disgusting
Like an Elephant's rear end.
Go buy some carmex!

Spanglish

Again say Shap.Stick.
Chasty! Did I say it right?
Try it one more time!

In people's Mind

Who say you are gay?
Cause you use Shapstick, you're not.
Stereotypes.

The Experience

Smooth and soft mmm
Im bitting my lips, sweet taste.
Shapstick on my lips.

My lip doctor

When my lips are hurt
Your minty touch refresh me.
Medical Shapstick.

Not a Girl a Lady

Im a grown up
Im 7 with red lipstick
my Shapstick makeup.

what it is

This taste like candy.
Not candy its chemicals
its strawberry shapstick.

Friday, November 4, 2011

My First Girl

She studies in my school
I see her everyday
I thought it would be cool
for me to wave at her

She wears a pink bow
I wear a little bow tie
She hold my hand once
and I thought she was mine

We shared the juice box
and the grilled cheese my mom made
we walked a feel blocks
until the bus came

I kissed her on the cheek
she kissed me on mine
we blushed for a minute
and laughed for a while

My friends sing silly songs
to make fun of us
but my heart sings like bird
when she come out of the bus

I know another day is starting
And we will be together
Until the time we go home
But I will never forget her.

Taste

The taste of your mouth
is just like candy for me
what chapstick you use?

Weekend

The birds are singing
Sunlight hits my face
Pop my one eye open
Should I lift my head?

No, a few more minutes
A pillow over my head
I bet my mom is coming
To push me off the bed

Did I finish my homework?
My teacher will complain
To dot my i’s and cross my t’s
I seem to always forget

Mm..it’s been a while
My mom is off her game
She should be here by now.
Oh wait! It’s Saturday.

Primary Colors

Yellow is bright
Like sun-rays of light
But mix it with blue
And green is the hue

Blue makes you calmer
Like skies in the summer
But mix it with red
You get purple instead

Red is so loud.
Like a concert crowd
But mix it with others
And you’ll find its brothers

Cherry Chapstick

I love to kiss you
you, of the smooth lovely lips
tasting of cherry

Chapstick caress

So smooth and silky
A tender kiss on my lips
Keeping them healthy

The Bees Knees

Lips made out of sand
Grating and cracking and raw
Need some more bees-wax

Need Chapstick

The cracking is harsh
It hurts if I smile too much
Need some relief fast

Dry

My lips are so dry
And licking doesn’t help it
Where is the Chapstick

DogLips

Dogs don't get chapped lips
or maybe they do, and we
don't know about it

Lil Mama's Lament

My lips be poppin'!
Chapstick is such a man thing
I'd rather have gloss

Sealed with a kiss

Laying beside me
He reaches in his pocket
Prepping the moment

Thursday, November 3, 2011

Miles away!

Out of breathe. Legs cramping. I see the light passing by me.
I think to myself, "If only I hid in a bigger bush." And then a yell " I founded him".
I take off running darting through the woods as fast as my little feet could take me.
I grab the flag. I can smell victory. Ten feet away but it feels like miles.
So close and then....

Round Two

Fingernails loaded with dirt. White shirt ruined from the spilled
Pepsi and melted fudge bar. Shoes full of holes and leaves.
Sun going down. I hear my favorite jingle.
Ice cream man. Looks like its time for round two.

The Flirt

hands in my pocket
but the chapstick on my lips
just made you smile. (blink)

Transfer

my lips are so dry
yours are juicy and healthy.
kiss me all over

Wednesday, November 2, 2011

ChapLips

Cold weather, dry lips

use Chapstick to get rid of

burning sensation

Tuesday, November 1, 2011

Blistex sucks!!

not a blistex guy
cant hold a candle to burts
I always carry it

Recovery

withdrawal no burts
going crazy need some lips hurt bad
going a to be long day

Melt

hot day left in car
melted everywhere not good
you didn't stand a chance

Game Changer

you get used up
need to buy more tomorrow
your a game changer

Where it so well

oH she wears it so well
when she kisses me my heart skips a beat
she so sweet due to burts bees

Mr. Burt bee's

burts bees lip saver
you make the coldest days warmer
so thank you Mr. burts bees

Happier Santa

He comes around but once a year

spreading joy, laughter and cheer

But how do you think he feels when he gets home

after traveling the globe, jet lagged and owned

His nagging, yelling, old wife

Mrs. Claus screams, “time for your real life,

do your chores get ready for dinner”

Can’t you see he’s not getting any thinner?


Out all night, traveling through time

giving presents to kids, no time to dine

Cookies and milk is all he eats

in several countries, he barely fits in his seat

on his sled, the reindeer whimper

can’t we just go back for dinner?


It taste better this way

It is a coincidence, this is a funny forest.
bonsai trees, and same size white flowers,
same white color on the soft grass
same texture on the pealing rocks.
Purple water lilies,
big rose's petals,
everything can be eaten even those sweet pieces of sun.
it's a coincides, these are not veggies,
these are a forest story colored on your white dish canvas.

infinite magic happens at night

The rounded cheese is lighting up high
the spark of your dreams are hanging on the sky.
Soon the fairies will bring the magic
elves will bring the candy
and the muses will bring majestic music to the party.
So hurry up and ware your fancy night dress,
take your crown, and hop on your bed.

My fist grade class

Five Days a week
Three hours a day
I had 17 children.

I was their mother
I helped with their homework
Fed them snacks
Cleaned up their messes.
Bandaged their boo-boos.

And in turn
They relieved my stress
Gave me new perspective
And best of all
Showered me with love

Its so funny,
The personality of a six year old
So full of emotion
that adults experience everyday.

Yet the complexities of life
are absent from theirs
which allows them to be transparent
With feelings, apologizes
Joys, sorrows.

I taught them, but really they taught me.

To be like a child

To be like a child
is to have eyes as wide as the ocean
to see things as just what they are
beautiful, imaginative and whimsical.

To be like a child
is to be bold, and unafraid.
To take on the world's toughest problems with pride
Never ashamed to ask the smallest questions

To be a like a child
Is to dream big dreams
To know nothing of proportion or reason
Assured that everything you want to happen will come true

To be like a child
Is to take small moments of treasured time
To play, to walk, to look at the sky, to think, to breathe
Being absent of responsibility, worry, fear or doubt.

To be like a child
In my mind, is to be ideal
To find stay true to yourself
And find the best self that is within you.

Play Time

To bounce a ball
Is no problem at all
Bounce it high
And bounce it tall
And when it bounces
Over my head
I jump on my bike instead
I ride it fast
I do not crash
I ride on by
Downhill I fly
Then at the end
I see my friend
She wants to play
And so I stay
With all the balls
And bikes and dolls
We have fun
Until night falls

Kids Love Milk

It’s white and creamy
In cereal it’s dreamy
It’s served best cold
But not when its old
Most kids think it’s best
Mixed with chocolate
If you’re a rookie
You must try it with a cookie
It’ll go down fast
From a frosted glass
I think we all know
The subject of this poem
Smooth as silk
It’s milk, milk, milk!

Trick or treat

Halloween, Halloween

I want to hear you laugh

I want to see you scream


All the children knock on my door

“Trick or treat”

they shout and roar


I give them candy

and then they leave

You little brats

say thank you, please

Clown

Ronald McDonald

doesn’t eat Big Macs with fries

Ronald eats salads

Little Friends

I trade my apple for your piece of your pie
I trade my pie for your coloring pencils
I trade these pencils for your notebook
And on this notebook we'll draw colorful apple pies.

I trade my shoes for your kite
I trade my kite for your skateboard
I trade this skateboard for a high 5
And I'll run with you everywhere you go

I trade my cards for your basketball
I trade this basketball for your tennis racket
I trade the racket for your football
And we kick butts 'cause we're the best

I give you my friendship, you give me yours
I take your friendship with me for eternity
because when we grow up
we won't trade the memory of our childhood for anything

Kids

This is a poem for kids
Who seek for toys and rainbows
Whose days are full of yellow
Creativity rising above

I write about those who don't read
But whose scribbles would make me believe
That the dream is as full as the green
That gives hope to this world full of us

I admire the eyes of the small
Who look at world as brand new
They don't know the limits of the possible
And present the impossible to you

This is a call for the children
To inspire the world we live in
May your smile be the scream
That remind us to stop growing.

Stomachache

I'm not that happy
Don't think I've made a good deal
for a happy meal