Tuesday, November 29, 2011

Feel the Love

I’ve felt it
I know I have
Even when he was away
Even on a stressful Monday
I didn’t know it at the time
But I felt good all the time
Now that’s the bookmark
Now I’ll know when I cross that threshold
To have someone
To have your back
Gives me peace of mind
But let the search continue
That can be fun too
But when I feel it again
I’ll know
Because I’ve felt it
I know I have

Love at Light Speed

Some say it’s in the air
But who put it there?
Does it emit from the ear, the nose, the mouth?
Does it flow from the North or from the South?
It’s something you feel but cannot see
How it works is a mystery
I need a doctor, one that will teach
Is there a support group that can help me?
I cannot find true love around
I guess I’ll keep on waiting
I’ll ponder these thoughts on another round
Of singles’ speed dating

Wednesday, November 23, 2011

haiku for wednesday

What's the theme this week?
I don't know, I'm so confused...
Advil Cold&Flu

Tuesday, November 22, 2011

True Love

Passion is how I define it
it grow up on me, Im not sure how
it got me interested since I was a child.

It takes my breath away,
sometimes it steals my tears
but it aslo gives me a lot of smiles
and its flow make my hips move around.

It inspires me
it makes me dream with its sound
doesn't matter its form
every note, every melody sparks my soul
I live with it, I live for it
Music my insane love.


Angry Sound

If you stand quiet
you' will hear an echo
cause you left me
cause you're selfish
cause Im angry
cause Im crying
cause you hurt me
cause it was several times
cause your lies.
But shhhhh.... Keep quiet!
cause now is my heart who is talking.

Need a whole bottle
haikus produced me headache
Advil do your work!

Another Chemical

Trusted Advil pill
it contains ibuprofen
what that means? not sure...

Interesting Looking

Advil liquid gel
blue capsule, clear inside
made for headache pains

what does it really do?

Advil medicine
doesn't cure, only relive.
Placebo, same thing.

can't swallow them

Pills are not my thing
if it hurts, I don't take one
pain ends by itself.

ADville

Welcome to Adville
where children come to play and
adults drink whiskey...

Sniffles Be Gone

Why must my nose run
and make me sniffle in class
In need of Advil

Monday, November 21, 2011

Sick about it

I hate being sick ugh
I want to get better fast
Need advil cold and sinus

Hurting bad!

light to my eyes wow
need darkness now or Advil
I'm hurting really bad

Out of it

I can't stop coughing
like a fish out of water
I'm out of Advil no!

Fire

nose on fire cant breath
another box down wow really
need something fast

Can't sleep

toss and turn need sleep
I staring at clock again
my head is still pounding

The Plan

When you need to sleep
And your job keep saying NO,
Kill it with a pill!

That's it

it's not about pain
it's about comfortable
it's about Advil

Great Expectations

Why even bother
Is it even real?
The movies all tell
A soulmate or nothing

Love Fades

I tried hard to hold it
It slipped through my fingers
And now that I’ve lost it
Feels like I’ve gone through a ringer

Left or right Advil

Two pills in my hand
Choose drowsy or non-drowsy?
Skipping work today.

Wish I had some Advil

Head on the pillow
It feels too heavy to lift
My sinuses full

Bottomless Pit

What is in your head?
Never ending mucus stream
Here, take one ADVIL

ADVIL Sinus Relief

It’s not my ego
Blame it on my sinuses
Big head needs advil

ADVIL Relief

Stuffy nose is red
Tired of blowing again and again
Need some relief fa

ADVIL-ices 2

Hey! What is that chill?
You've got lots of bills to pay.
Advil says: Take a Pill.

ADVIL-ices

My dad used to say
When I used to have headaches:
That means you have head

Advil is for Sinus Season

Pollen in my nose
Trees are seeding everywhere
I must take the pill

talking shit

What is Flu Season?
People get sick all the time
god damn FDA

Sunday, November 20, 2011

Confessions of a Hopeless Romantic

I deserve someone like you
Kind, sweet and patient
God-fearing and positive
Gentleman-like in the streets

It's the little things you do
Washing the dishes after I cook
Remembering my favorite things
Sweet kisses on my cheek

You could be so much more, than just my 'boo'
A relationship is not what you want, you say
..but you give Love, trust, honesty and loyalty
Week after week


We can face the world, just us two
Standing side by side until the storms of life pass us by
As friends, lovers, and partners
This is what I seek.

October 4, 2011 10:34pm

Driving home from class,
I decided to take the scenic route today
& I'm so glad I did, is all there is to say
Tired at a stoplight, we crossed paths.

You, going in the opposite direction,
Quick swerve to the right,
Hidden and out of sight.
We stop to talk

We met and I instantly fell in love
Your skin, your voice, your style
You gorgeous pearly white smile,
You've got swag, boy.

You on your ped,
me in my 'stang.
We're both riding clean and doin' our thang'
A random guy asks us to race

We laugh it off,
I tell you I'm only in town for a while
"We might have a future together," you said with a smile
Turning my heart to gold

Pee Pitch

Feeling sick and blue?
Here's a great remedy! Try:
Advil Cold and flu

Swallowed one, swallowed them all

Advil's just a pill
like any of the others
There is no difference

Gel Caps

Gel caps smooths it out
Slithers and slides down your throat
Melts your probs away

World's drug

The world we live in
is sick and cold, like the flu.
Where's that medicine?

Whoa!

Not feeling well now
Took the pill at nine p.m.
Didn't wake til noon

Friday, November 18, 2011

don't mix

take with alcohol?

well wouldn’t that be dandy

don’t take pills with beer

Thursday, November 17, 2011

Cold and Flu

do i want to sleep?
or do i need to do work?
drowsy? nondrowsy?

Double Dose

There's so much pressure
I need relief in my head
Four Advil at once

a change of seasons


cough cough sniffle sneeze

seasons changing allergies

more Tylenol please

Tuesday, November 15, 2011

Raw

I look at him
He stares back at me.
What is he doing?
Is he jumping?
He is being creepy
Is he alive?
I thoght I kelled him
I will finish this job
Let me kill him this time
Im not chinese
I will not eat this fish alive.

Painful Beauty

The time has come, and tonight is the night
I have to do it!
It's a whole challenge for me to go that high
It requires courage for a whole night
It requires my mental power to pretend that I am fine.

Fake it until you make it! people say
I'm sorry
butthe fact that this hills are hurting
It's for me to fake it every time I walk

Funny Story

There is this really funny story
That you're probably gonna laugh a lot
It involves old people's finger nails
and mini Oreos killing robots

It's so funny and unexpected
that you're gonna fall out of your chair
when I told my neighbors
they all spitted on each others hair

Even my dog got a laugh
Or at least it sounded like one
I believe he heard me telling my mom
and choked on a bone

The story is like this:
There's this place around block
that has this weird looking... ahhmm...
...nevermind. I forgot.

This Poem

Hey you,
That reads this poem
I don't know what to write
Any word that rhymes with poem
So i used it twice.

But "write" rhymes with "twice"
So the last verse wasn't that bad
But using this verse to explain the previous one
Is kind of sad.

Same thing happened again
"Twice" didn't rhyme with "one"
But "bad" rhymed with "sad"
and it ends the way i want.

The dynamic dorito

Their hot like the sun
Perfect like the trinity
Yet bumpy like frogs

Dorito Fries from the gas station

25 cent bag
Taco meat & nacho cheese
A Chicago treat

Which flavor am I?

I'm in a blue mood
But it's cooler than you think
Kind of zesty too

Magic Pocket Trick

About to walk out the door
I have my purse
Check
I have my keys
Check
I have my phone
Not check
Where could I have left it?
It's not on the charger
It's not on the counter
Frantic
When was the last time I used it?
I'm gonna be late
I'm gonna have to leave it
Walk out the door and lock it
Wait
What's this in my pocket?

Doritos

Crispy triangles
in many zesty flavors
Which is your favorite?

Ralph's World

What a lovely, sunny day today
I'll take my dog to the park and play
Off the leash should be just fine
'Til Ralph starts sniffing a stranger's behind
I toss the frisbee and tell him to get it
But Ralph wants to get the neighbor's picnic
Sandwich in mouth, I'm so embarrassed
Two steps away Ralph takes care of business
I put the doggie bag over my hand
I pick up the mess, but there's a hole in the bag
It's not working out, it's time to go
I wrangle up Ralph and take him home
I collapse on the couch, Ralph pants with joy
A nightmare to me was a ball for my boy

Versatility

Eat them on the side
Or use as sandwich topping
A great chip for lunch

Unawear

Stumbling into the door unaware of the night that were still in. Buddies laughing and pointing out like kids where they want to eat. finally we found our spot. I see an open kitchen. I spring into action and begin cooking up unbelievable pitas for my amigo. Hands down that was the best 4 mins and 30 seconds of my life.

Late night mistakes

Late night partying. Usually turns into late night mistakes. Its been too long and I feel like Tom Hanks in cast away disparate as hell crying out for Wilson. I try to call but my fingers are fighting with the numbers to dial it right. I try again but no dice. Ugh guess that pizza can wait till tomorrow.

Where nothing happens

Throwdown with Bobby Flay

building things out of clay

going outside to play

hanging out with Bley

sleeping in all day

swimming in the bay

photographs at the cay

picking up a stray

laying in a stack of hay

walking down blue jay way

riding downhill on a sleigh

staying up late to pray

writing an essay

eating at the buffet

or at the local cafe

trying out new hair spray

taking an online survey

eating chocolate souffle

visiting cafe risque

getting an x ray

checking out a cabaret

partying in the USA

cooking marinated filet

things to do when there’s no NBA

in a Strange place


Who is that?

Who’s at the door?

Where am I?

Why am I on this tiny couch?

Where’s my pants?

Stop knocking

it’s 9:30 am?

Courty?

I thought you slept,

right there on the floor

Double Ranch (from friday)

Have you ever dipped
A blue Dorito in ranch?
DOUBLE COOLER RANCH

to my heart

Doritos, cheetos,
Cookies and beer, these are things
that are near and dear...

That's it

Doritos is good
And I know that you know that.
So... what else to say?

Demand

If you are a food
Don't you even dare to be
Not a Doritos

Monday, November 14, 2011

New Flavor

Spicy Sweet Chili

the doritos purple bag

so new and so good

Cool Kids

For people like me
That do not like the cheddar
Cool ranch hit the spot

Nope not happing

i will not share it
you'll will never get one from me
sorry but there all for me

Haha

face cover in cheese
trust me something you have to see
ha this doesn't upset me

Late Night

late night snack thats key
long rough night i know where youll be
chilling waiting for me

Wasting time

too many flavors ugh
which one which one should i pick
times a wasting

Gold

so crunchy I love it
tasty treats feels like I found gold
can eat these all night

Sunday, November 13, 2011

Philosophy

There is more to life
Than just eat my Doritos.
...There's dipping sauce

Mystery Solved

Nobody can say
They didn't steal Doritos
with orange fingers!

Memory

There's 3 things I like
The first one is Doritos
...I forgot the rest.

Thursday, November 10, 2011

the RANCH fam

COOL ranch, COOLER ranch,

COOLEST ranch... what’s the dif’rence?

What’s next? COOLEREST?

Wednesday, November 9, 2011

Sunburn State

I woke up today
To a freaking ice age
I thought this was Florida
With heat like a sauna

I check on the weather
It says sixty seven
I’m getting too soft
When did that mean cold?

Barely feel my toes
You’d think there is snow
It suddenly hits me
Oh, no, I'm adapting

God, I need to return
To my home up north
Before I start wearing
A scarf when it’s sixty seven

Triangle Goodness

Their shape is distinct
Their color calls out, “eat me”
Don’t mind if I do

Nacho Cheese Doritos

A taste that’s unique
A bit cheesy, yet tangy
From my favorite chips

Fingers

Fingers are orange
No, it is not orange juice
Blame the Doritos

Addicted to Doritos

Can’t have only just one
Keep that bag away from me
If you want some left

Full of Doritos

Crunk, Crunk, Crunk, Crunk, Crunk
Crunk, Crunk, Crunk, Crunk, Crunk, Crunk, Crunk
Sorry, mouth was full

Bad Day

Every single day
I walk out and sing
Oh, lovely sunshine
Hello, lovely trees

The breeze feels so nice
I can’t help but smile
Hearing the birds singing
Is lifting my spirits

But then I hear splat
My head oddly wet
I reach up to check
Is that poop in my hair?

I can’t help myself
What a crappy day
I yell at the sky
Curse you, stupid birds

Doritos

nacho cheese, cool ranch,
late night taco, sweet chili,
What is your flavor?

Tuesday, November 8, 2011

Bullies

Sky is blue
The grass is green
The sun is yellow
But my neighbors are mean

My tongue is red
The earth is brown
My teeth are white
But you only see my frown

The juice is orange
The gum is pink
The grapes are purple
So is my eye, I think

Bullies Suck!
and I guess i do too.
I get beaten up by drawing
rainbows in school.

Rain Down

Rain may seem like such a mess
It wets my hair and soaks my dress
Goes through my shoes and through my socks
I run for shelter, swift as a fox

But sometimes rain can be so fun
I splash through puddles one by one
I do not worry about my clothes
The sky becomes an endless hose

When it clears and skies turn blue
Rain has done so much for you
It cooled the weather and watered the plants
And now I stare at a rainbow's expanse

poem for baby spike

lullabies help you sleep

Henry's barking makes you weep

everything, you want to eat

but milk is your only treat

when we tickle your little feet

you laugh and smile from your baby seat

why can’t you have all these sweets?

cause you ain’t got no baby teeth

Cookies

Oreo, chocolate chip,
rainbow sprinkled, thin mint,
macadamia nut, ginger snap,
black and white cookie, what a snack

Cookies are my favorite food
they’re so delightful, I’m always in the mood
to eat these delectable treats
after any meal especially meats

Dip them in milk or eat them dry
and if your crazy try them fried
Oreos dipped in dough
then cooked in oil, nice and slow

Cookies are my favorite food
I will not share because i’m rude

edibility?

soft, tasty, gooey,
delightful, flavored, fragrant.
Don't eat the chapstick

SPF15 Chapstick

On a sunny day
Sunscreen is necessary
Protect your lips too!

Im want to be a mother

If I where your mother
What song would I sing you?
What story would I tell you?
What super hero would I become for you?
Not sure,
but I will always love you,
baby doll with pretty package on the super market.

What you mean.

It's the Moon shining in your eyes
It's the warm of your skin where the Sun lies on
It's your smile, the reason of other people's smiles
It's your heart the heart you my world
my baby
you are my soul.

Monday, November 7, 2011

Berry Bliss

What a great combo
Moisturizes and colors
Tinted lip balm rules

Flavors

small tube, plastic cap,
pop it off and smear it on
Let's do the damn thing

Colors

The primary colors are
red, yellow and blue.
But the rainbow doesn't stop here
there is so much you can do!

Red and yellow mixes a color so bright and fun
In the evening you see it best when it's almost gone,
and the moon is ready to replace the sun
it makes the color orange.

Red and blue mix a color so true
Grapes and eggplants seem to think so too
mix these colors together and you'll never be hurtful
because rad red and cool blue makes purple.

Yellow and blue together can be so mean
They are like a sight you have never seen
This is the color of the grass and leaves
Yellow and blue makes the color green.

Bumbling Bees

Bumble bee bumble bee
buzzing and bumbling
by the big banana tree

Big bubbles and rough rumbles
Goes the bummbly brigade of buzzing
Tired tirades and confusing charades
Leaves the bummbly busted!

Billions of brightly bumbled buddies
Buzzing and billowing through the night
Busying bumbing and buzzing we study
those buzzing and bumbling bees, what a sight!

Rule of thumb

Chapstick to a girl
Mac LipGlass to a lady
Your lips should grow up

Stupid Carmex

Cold tingles and burns
My lips are on fire! Help!
Carmex is the worst!

Sunday, November 6, 2011

The medicated kind..

Cracked and Disgusting
Like an Elephant's rear end.
Go buy some carmex!

Spanglish

Again say Shap.Stick.
Chasty! Did I say it right?
Try it one more time!

In people's Mind

Who say you are gay?
Cause you use Shapstick, you're not.
Stereotypes.

The Experience

Smooth and soft mmm
Im bitting my lips, sweet taste.
Shapstick on my lips.

My lip doctor

When my lips are hurt
Your minty touch refresh me.
Medical Shapstick.

Not a Girl a Lady

Im a grown up
Im 7 with red lipstick
my Shapstick makeup.

what it is

This taste like candy.
Not candy its chemicals
its strawberry shapstick.

Friday, November 4, 2011

My First Girl

She studies in my school
I see her everyday
I thought it would be cool
for me to wave at her

She wears a pink bow
I wear a little bow tie
She hold my hand once
and I thought she was mine

We shared the juice box
and the grilled cheese my mom made
we walked a feel blocks
until the bus came

I kissed her on the cheek
she kissed me on mine
we blushed for a minute
and laughed for a while

My friends sing silly songs
to make fun of us
but my heart sings like bird
when she come out of the bus

I know another day is starting
And we will be together
Until the time we go home
But I will never forget her.

Taste

The taste of your mouth
is just like candy for me
what chapstick you use?

Weekend

The birds are singing
Sunlight hits my face
Pop my one eye open
Should I lift my head?

No, a few more minutes
A pillow over my head
I bet my mom is coming
To push me off the bed

Did I finish my homework?
My teacher will complain
To dot my i’s and cross my t’s
I seem to always forget

Mm..it’s been a while
My mom is off her game
She should be here by now.
Oh wait! It’s Saturday.

Primary Colors

Yellow is bright
Like sun-rays of light
But mix it with blue
And green is the hue

Blue makes you calmer
Like skies in the summer
But mix it with red
You get purple instead

Red is so loud.
Like a concert crowd
But mix it with others
And you’ll find its brothers

Cherry Chapstick

I love to kiss you
you, of the smooth lovely lips
tasting of cherry

Chapstick caress

So smooth and silky
A tender kiss on my lips
Keeping them healthy

The Bees Knees

Lips made out of sand
Grating and cracking and raw
Need some more bees-wax

Need Chapstick

The cracking is harsh
It hurts if I smile too much
Need some relief fast

Dry

My lips are so dry
And licking doesn’t help it
Where is the Chapstick

DogLips

Dogs don't get chapped lips
or maybe they do, and we
don't know about it

Lil Mama's Lament

My lips be poppin'!
Chapstick is such a man thing
I'd rather have gloss

Sealed with a kiss

Laying beside me
He reaches in his pocket
Prepping the moment

Thursday, November 3, 2011

Miles away!

Out of breathe. Legs cramping. I see the light passing by me.
I think to myself, "If only I hid in a bigger bush." And then a yell " I founded him".
I take off running darting through the woods as fast as my little feet could take me.
I grab the flag. I can smell victory. Ten feet away but it feels like miles.
So close and then....

Round Two

Fingernails loaded with dirt. White shirt ruined from the spilled
Pepsi and melted fudge bar. Shoes full of holes and leaves.
Sun going down. I hear my favorite jingle.
Ice cream man. Looks like its time for round two.

The Flirt

hands in my pocket
but the chapstick on my lips
just made you smile. (blink)

Transfer

my lips are so dry
yours are juicy and healthy.
kiss me all over

Wednesday, November 2, 2011

ChapLips

Cold weather, dry lips

use Chapstick to get rid of

burning sensation

Tuesday, November 1, 2011

Blistex sucks!!

not a blistex guy
cant hold a candle to burts
I always carry it

Recovery

withdrawal no burts
going crazy need some lips hurt bad
going a to be long day

Melt

hot day left in car
melted everywhere not good
you didn't stand a chance

Game Changer

you get used up
need to buy more tomorrow
your a game changer

Where it so well

oH she wears it so well
when she kisses me my heart skips a beat
she so sweet due to burts bees

Mr. Burt bee's

burts bees lip saver
you make the coldest days warmer
so thank you Mr. burts bees

Happier Santa

He comes around but once a year

spreading joy, laughter and cheer

But how do you think he feels when he gets home

after traveling the globe, jet lagged and owned

His nagging, yelling, old wife

Mrs. Claus screams, “time for your real life,

do your chores get ready for dinner”

Can’t you see he’s not getting any thinner?


Out all night, traveling through time

giving presents to kids, no time to dine

Cookies and milk is all he eats

in several countries, he barely fits in his seat

on his sled, the reindeer whimper

can’t we just go back for dinner?


It taste better this way

It is a coincidence, this is a funny forest.
bonsai trees, and same size white flowers,
same white color on the soft grass
same texture on the pealing rocks.
Purple water lilies,
big rose's petals,
everything can be eaten even those sweet pieces of sun.
it's a coincides, these are not veggies,
these are a forest story colored on your white dish canvas.

infinite magic happens at night

The rounded cheese is lighting up high
the spark of your dreams are hanging on the sky.
Soon the fairies will bring the magic
elves will bring the candy
and the muses will bring majestic music to the party.
So hurry up and ware your fancy night dress,
take your crown, and hop on your bed.

My fist grade class

Five Days a week
Three hours a day
I had 17 children.

I was their mother
I helped with their homework
Fed them snacks
Cleaned up their messes.
Bandaged their boo-boos.

And in turn
They relieved my stress
Gave me new perspective
And best of all
Showered me with love

Its so funny,
The personality of a six year old
So full of emotion
that adults experience everyday.

Yet the complexities of life
are absent from theirs
which allows them to be transparent
With feelings, apologizes
Joys, sorrows.

I taught them, but really they taught me.

To be like a child

To be like a child
is to have eyes as wide as the ocean
to see things as just what they are
beautiful, imaginative and whimsical.

To be like a child
is to be bold, and unafraid.
To take on the world's toughest problems with pride
Never ashamed to ask the smallest questions

To be a like a child
Is to dream big dreams
To know nothing of proportion or reason
Assured that everything you want to happen will come true

To be like a child
Is to take small moments of treasured time
To play, to walk, to look at the sky, to think, to breathe
Being absent of responsibility, worry, fear or doubt.

To be like a child
In my mind, is to be ideal
To find stay true to yourself
And find the best self that is within you.

Play Time

To bounce a ball
Is no problem at all
Bounce it high
And bounce it tall
And when it bounces
Over my head
I jump on my bike instead
I ride it fast
I do not crash
I ride on by
Downhill I fly
Then at the end
I see my friend
She wants to play
And so I stay
With all the balls
And bikes and dolls
We have fun
Until night falls

Kids Love Milk

It’s white and creamy
In cereal it’s dreamy
It’s served best cold
But not when its old
Most kids think it’s best
Mixed with chocolate
If you’re a rookie
You must try it with a cookie
It’ll go down fast
From a frosted glass
I think we all know
The subject of this poem
Smooth as silk
It’s milk, milk, milk!

Trick or treat

Halloween, Halloween

I want to hear you laugh

I want to see you scream


All the children knock on my door

“Trick or treat”

they shout and roar


I give them candy

and then they leave

You little brats

say thank you, please

Clown

Ronald McDonald

doesn’t eat Big Macs with fries

Ronald eats salads

Little Friends

I trade my apple for your piece of your pie
I trade my pie for your coloring pencils
I trade these pencils for your notebook
And on this notebook we'll draw colorful apple pies.

I trade my shoes for your kite
I trade my kite for your skateboard
I trade this skateboard for a high 5
And I'll run with you everywhere you go

I trade my cards for your basketball
I trade this basketball for your tennis racket
I trade the racket for your football
And we kick butts 'cause we're the best

I give you my friendship, you give me yours
I take your friendship with me for eternity
because when we grow up
we won't trade the memory of our childhood for anything

Kids

This is a poem for kids
Who seek for toys and rainbows
Whose days are full of yellow
Creativity rising above

I write about those who don't read
But whose scribbles would make me believe
That the dream is as full as the green
That gives hope to this world full of us

I admire the eyes of the small
Who look at world as brand new
They don't know the limits of the possible
And present the impossible to you

This is a call for the children
To inspire the world we live in
May your smile be the scream
That remind us to stop growing.

Stomachache

I'm not that happy
Don't think I've made a good deal
for a happy meal

Monday, October 31, 2011

Hard to Choose

In the car counting the seconds.
Too excited way too happy. After a grueling anticipatied car ride we arrive.
I walk in the door and see the selection, don't know which to choose from.
Everything is jumping out to me. I want them all to hard too choose.

crazy nights

When we were young we laughed and craved to play. Getting into trouble running around the neighborhood, we didn't care. From inventing new games or finding new ways to entertain us. We loved to be young wishing those days would never went away.

McGriddle

How do they do it?
Pancake bun, syrup cooked in
Can't make that at home

Juicy Big Mac

So warm in my hands
An enticing aroma
My mouth salivates

Chasing Butterflies

Fluttery wings
Dancing in the air
Laughter follows
Let’s give merry chase

Monarch kings
With wings so fair
Laughter follows
Let’s give merry chase

Rainbow colorings
Streaking past our hair
Laughter follows
Let’s give merry chase

The Story of Todd Burtle

This is Todd Burtle
But please, don’t call him turtle
In fact, he’s quite fast
He’s never been last

So who is Todd Burtle?
Grew up on a farm that was fertile
Tomatoes and pumpkins, oh he had a blast
He loves to remember the past

How great is Todd Burtle?
Why, he invented the girdle
He jokingly says whenever he’s asked
But I get the feeling his knowledge is vast

Let’s wave goodbye to Todd Burtle
As he jumps on his boat clearing the hurdle
Turning around as the boat-line is cast
And waving right back, as he holds onto the mast

Busy Busy

both of my hands are busy
big mac one hand drink other
need another hand

Taste Buds

My taste buds are going wild
Stomach makes room for more
gets better as i go

Boom!

that first bite and boom
Flash backs from childhood so happy
I'm truly loving it

Rewind

you go so quick damn
I need a rewind button
So great I need more

Big Mac!

mouth watering food
Looks and smells so amazing
Big Mac you make my day

Big Mac Time Machine

Bought a Big Mac put

it in my lunch sack, ten years

later, still intact

Ronald vs. King

Hey, sorry Ronald!
McDonalds, few; far between
Land of Burger King

Another McDonald's Boycott Haiku

Seventy Nine Cents:
It'll get you a burger,
and ten extra pounds.

A little fact

Wanna know something?
McDonald's fries don't go stale.
Real potatoes do.

Oh no he didn't?!

Recession? Maybe.
A date to McDonalds though?!
Two slaps in the face!

Moving on

Double Cheeseburgers
Really used to be my thing
Now they make me sick

Saturday, October 29, 2011

Disney's Kind of Food

There's little Mickeys
And bunch of little Goofies
Just one Mc Donalds.

Friday, October 28, 2011

Food pyramid

A tasty parfait
Big mac with lettuce and fries
Food groups all covered

McGriddle

I fucking love you
until I feel like death, then
I fucking hate you...

Thursday, October 27, 2011

Like A Movie

Superbad burgers
with some Superbad fries, but...
I'm MacLovin' it!



So bad, I'm lovin' it

Arteries clogging
Each bite means a shorter life
Just too good to resist

Cheap

A dollar I have
It won’t get me much nowadays
Love dollar menu

What calories?

I want a big mac
With a side of small fries too
Calories be damn

Fancy Ketchup

What's "fancy" ketchup?
Why not just use Heinz ketchup?
Really McDonalds?

Big Mac Fats

Who wants a big Mac?
all the little fatty fats
you will all die young...

Wednesday, October 26, 2011

Next order

Two hamburguers now
Mac obesity later
With some fries to go

Arkansan in Miami

Only four quarters
Buys a taste of home for me
Savor large sweet teas

You are nothing of what you said

You lost,
you lost all the confidence that you showed at first.
You said you are a lawyer, but you can't defend yourself
You thought you were going to get me with your guitar,
like any other girl,
well Mr. Cakey, let me tell you something
you don't sing that well.

No more yoga practice for myself
now kick boxing
to transform your pretty face.




Naive

I can't stand her
I can do whatever I want to her
so weak, so fragile
She can't fight for herself

It discussed me
miserable and depressed
violently I want to fight her
until death

Clean up your mess
and stand up for yourself
cause the victim here is not you
is me who get hurt
having you always around myself.

Tuesday, October 25, 2011

Darkness

The room goes black

all becomes silent

excitement takes over

the uproar begins


dark figures glide

across the stage

louder they become

knowing the time is near


the guitar screams

and the spotlight comes on

they can’t control themselves

they begin to sing along

Sugar Rush

It’s two in the morning
No work or TV the causation
Just one can of Coke

Life of a Shoe Heel

Everyday I'm here for you
I support you and I care about your well being.
I protect you from hurt, harm, danger and disease.

But everyday, you disrespect me.
Carelessly using me to your advantage
Never taking the time to care for me like I care for you

I'm wearing thin now, and I dont know how much longer I will be around
I have a big hole in my sole, that bears your initials
You leave me torn.

Sad Realities

Sitting at the pharmacy,
waiting to hear my name.
There are older women sitting,
and they are doing the same.
These women,
Tired and sick, sick and tired
Of our corrupt system
Telling them lies
Of freedom- of better lives.
They sit and they smile
to their oppressor's despise.
And one by one, they are called
These sick and tired, tired and sick women
Just happy to hear their name
Stand up and walk to the counter, proud
Who are they to blame?
They are here for their medicine,
Their small solution
To the problems they have to live with and face
Everyday.
They didn't chose this life.
They did their part. They worked hard.
The pharmacist asks for their insurance card.
Then hands it back to them, one by one and says:
Ma'am your insurance doesnt cover these meds &
Ma'am you're total is $402
I don't have any money or insulin, they say.
I don't know what to do.
And so these women,
tireder and sicker, sicker and tireder.
Return to their chair
With no hope, or despair.

Parking Garage Stairwell

Click, click
Silence
Empty stairwell
Closed in space
Click, click
Remembering what happened
To the girl on the TV last night
Just another night
But a man waiting one level below
Click, click
That could be me
Powerless and surprised
Shuffle faster
Three more flights to go
Click, click
What would I do?
What could I do?
Tell him, to tell my parents I love them
Stop thinking that
Click, click
I made it this time
But next time is next time

Santa's undead slaves

He comes around just once a year

near the end when winter is here

barging into everyone’s house

presents he leaves, he’s quiet as a mouse

but no one knows the truth for sure

for each gift he leaves an item he stores

in his second sack he takes to his wife

and for the elves, in return for their life

as laborers and toy building slaves

after he rescued them from their dark, cold graves

and took them to this new freezing place

the north pole where they are the majority race

an uprising will begin sometime this year

and Santa Claus shall live in fear

Floaty

some ice cream and Coke

horrible combination

Coke float? no thank you

Bravo!

The way you act entertains me.
Your daily performance could land you a leading role in the next Scorsese movie.
I applaud your act. So bravo I will just sit back and laugh.

Size 13"

As my hand shakes my anger and pain increases. I see red, I want blood.
Too many times I want to put the situation in my hands but I know I'm better than that.
In your head your unstoppable but deep down your small.
You're an ant hill and my size 13 nikes are about to ruin your day.

The World for a Girl

Walking is a lonely game
Dark streets, empty
Every other light post is out
A bird takes flight from pavement
I jump back, squealing
Mind racing
Who could be hiding behind that bush?
A strong man
In his mind, I am the one
The vulnerable girl
Not for my money but for my body
Stop, look, breathe
Shake the thought and keep walking
Who can see me?
Shoulders back, don’t look weak
A figure up ahead
I must cross to the other sidewalk
In fear
He’s yelling at me
He’s yelling at me
Oh my God, he’s yelling at me
Don’t acknowledge
Pick up pace, pray he doesn’t follow
I picture my supple, white bed
How I long to be comfortable again
Don’t forget the goal
Eyes scanning, heart racing
Keep walking

Diet Coke Craving

I should not have you
But nothing will satisfy
I take a swig, AHHH

Monday, October 24, 2011

Is Passion is not a Drink

Dress up on hot red
perfect sexy body curves
my coke cola love

side effects

Its because of you
that my teeth turn yellowish
coke make it worth it.

Woahh Buddy!

Godfather sandwich
Debella's subs enough said
Coke to add flavor

it the feeling

Bubbles in my mouth
lots caffeine through my vains
soda helps my brain

Bring me back

love the taste it bring me back
you go well with everything
coke is my drink tonight

any way you want it

Millions of flavors,
get it how you want, always
Coke Freestyle Machine

Sticky Fingers

My fingers together
Not quite by choice or intention
A Pepsi to blame

Carbonated

It fizzles like crazy
The coke can I popped to drink
Sip. Full I do feel

Blindfolded

I can't see you
Your image doesn't reflect to me
My understanding's been blocked
There's no sparkles in your eyes

You can't see me
My expressions don't affect you
Our minds are not fully connected
There's no tears when you cry

They can't see us
But they can hear our voice
And the noises we make to struggle
in this darkness where we lie

And then someone turned on the lights
And we quickly covered our parts.

Coke Addiction

If I drink, it'll end
If I don't, I'll regret it
Free refill forever

Diet Coke and Salad are Friends

A perfect partner
With a salad, adds the sweet
But no calories

Explosion

shake shake shake that can
I keep shaking but I can't
make it splash again!

Friday, October 21, 2011

Summer Nights

Summer nights so great
We loved to play & stay up late
Coke & laughs is all we need

all-purpose

Used to clean roadkill,
to liven up a party,
everyone loves Coke

Diet Coke truism

Just like a good beer
It's not the same from a can
Best from the fountain

My first grade students

Laughter, playing, crafts.
Pepsi Cola rhymes, outside.
I miss them so much.

Thursday, October 20, 2011

Rum

I take rum with my coke
get a little captain in you
its captains orders

The King of Pop

Sparks flew, flashing lights
The King of Pop took a fall
At the Pepsi Set

Mirage in the Desert

I'm super thirsty...
WHAT? IS THAT A PEPSI CAN???
...oh crap! It's just Coke.

Two people, one cup

Ice Cream and Cola
A delicious treat for two
made for me and you

A bit of advice

Stuck in a ruckus
With car battery problems?
Pour on the Pepsi

Soda or Pop?

Bubbly and Brown
I don't drink Pepsi or Coke
I'm a water girl

the dark companion

A lonely hot dog?
A meat pizza by itself?
You gotta have Coke

An End

Why should it matter
The pain that you are feeling
I rather just twist ‘till you shatter
The pieces of you, ground into dust

Why should it matter
The tears that you are shedding
I rather just crush ‘till more splatter
The pieces of you, evaporating into dust

Why should it matter
The blood that you are spilling
I rather just slice ‘till there’s spatter
The pieces of you, fading into dust

Existential

The walls come in closer
It gets harder to breathe

It almost feels crushing
This senseless existence

Am I just alive
To eventually die?

One too many

I’m sipping a coke.
How many it’s been? Looking down.
A pile on the ground

Spilled Pepsi

I didn’t mean it
Driving sound, yet rolled around
I pop the top, splash.

Wednesday, October 19, 2011

That's MINE

Oh no you didn't!!!
leave my pepsi alone, hun.
go drink your damn coke

my night friend

coke cola aaah
caffeine can help me now
it's long homework night


Pecsi

No se dice Pec...
Se dice Pep-si, OK?
Yo quiero Pecsi!

Tuesday, October 18, 2011

Let me fall

If I fall, you always pick me up
stop, let me fall
I want to hit the floor and feel the pain in my soul.
You get me up and down, down and up
Im getting dizzy
let me fall
I don't want you to keep playing with me
being a yoyo is not easy at all.

In the morning you and me

Weakening up with you is the best
you, so kind and sweet
your smell motivates me
you, softly vanishing in tongue
you, turn me on
you, make me shake
you, my favorite colombian coffee flavor
every morning always faithful

What are the chances?

It might end in pain
It might last us forever
Love is a gamble

GILDED

You were the only one
But I let you get away
A love can’t be caged

Happy

I'm Happy to she her smile
she always brighten up my night & day
wish she would't go away

Powerless

POWERLESS TO FIGHT
CARELESS ANYMORE TO TRY
no word just blank face

german Tourists

making their way down ocean drive

a family in a new world for the first time


crowded and congested

lost and enraged


searching for a meal

harassed by every hostess


locals begin to laugh

as the strange group passes by


the german tourists

wearing crocs with socks

the guy you hate

What’s happening all my friendly friends,

I’m back in town

I’m here again

I came to visit everyone

I brought some toys

let’s have some fun

Let’s laugh and have a grand old time

I’ll buy the beers

with this card of mine

It’s a company card, as you can see

they pay me well

for what I be

I came a long way to see you all

let’s all get drunk

and have a ball

We’ll dance to “be my lover” by la bouche

I’m your worst nightmare

the neighborhood douche

PSL

Pumpkin Spice Latte
Oh, how delicious you are
you are the bees knees

Agony!

Oh how cruel you are, life
That puts me in this position
Feeds me with pleasure one time
and seconds later gives this mission

To find this place for relief
and get rid of this torture
I run for my freedom
looking for some closure

I hold my pain inside
I can't scream for help
Nobody would be by my side
When I release this hell

Now I can't hold it anymore
No food was saved for later
Here I am at the bathroom door
Begging for toilet paper!


Doubts

My heart beats for you
My mind keeps thinking 'bout you
Does yours for me too?

Monday, October 17, 2011

Yes my love?

Love, what is that word?
love, can you please call me Love?
love is this true love?

It's a Girl

Worries lead to calls
Lessons taught, support for her
Love for a daughter

Crew

It's so stupid to think
that a bunch of guys sitting a in hole in the wall bar making jokes, laughing and not having a care in the world
could have such a great time
and its memories like that you sit and think
about on a night like this. cracking a smile maybe a laugh or two. Just thinking about the great times you had with your crew. knowing that even though were growing apart we will always have those stupid times in that hole in wall bar.

The Boys Are Back

This bottle is full but not for much longer. As we chanted our chant, our spirits get higher. We laugh and kid as the night goes on. With grins on our faces we chant along. With some punching and hitting through the night, we can't help to scream fight fight fight. so grab a beer or grab two and chant along as we all do.

happy times

walking hand in hand
cooking your favorite dish
highlights of my day

Lost Opportunities

I lost my only chance
So much between us unsaid
I’m full of regret

Roselyn

I still remember
The song that I played for you
My kiss from a rose

Good Morning

I woke up this morning
Feeling kind of blue
I couldn't stop yawning
I didn't know what to do!

I feel around blindly
In search of my glasses
I touch something slimy
That smells of asses!

Still unable to see
I examine the substance
And to my great surprise
I determine it's disgustance

The stinky mass robbed my morning's cheer
I cant get it out of my head.
I find my glasses and I'm able to make it clear
My dog has shitted in the bed!

Bad Romance

You, me, entangled
Salty sweat drips from my brow
Passion oozing out

Saturday, October 15, 2011

Remember

never forget me
or i'll keep reminding you
how much i love you

All-Nighter

I stay up late and fight the sleep
Squinty eyes see the hours creep
I make some coffee, a double shot
I burn my tongue, it's oh-so-hot
My tongue is throbbing, my head is too
My thoughts bounce 'round like a kangaroo
I must stay focused, I'm almost done
Nine pages down, I just lack one
The sun comes up, my eyelids shut
Two hours later, alarm wakes me up
No time to shower, I'm on my way
A 9AM class on a Wednesday
"Here's my paper," to the teacher I speak
"Keep it," she says, "It's not due 'til next week!"

It Went Great Until...

I lean in close
A secret to hear
While speaking his prose
I feel spit in my ear

We have a nice meal
Romance defined
A pricey ordeal
Then his card is declined

One day in the park
With wine, cheese and bread
So sweet until
A bird drops on my head

Do I think it's a sign-
The universe speaking?
Or is it just life's
Imperfections happening?



Sigh

Your breath-taking smile..
Fahrenheit51 scent..
Leaves my heart pounding.

love hates FB

love's worst enemy
more than lies, it finds the truth
facebook can be it.

Friday, October 14, 2011

Rock of Love

Hand in hand we stand
Waiting in line for the show
Love and live music

out of my hands

doesn't matter anymore
if it happens it happens
no longer in my hands

abstract

My sweet five weeks love
it is apparently done
abstract is to love

happy hour

orange and yellow
crisp delicious beverage
I love me some beer

Thursday, October 13, 2011

Platonic

I said I love you,
But I'm too shy to tell you.
You didn't hear me

Arguement with Mom

I may be wise, I may be bold
This I know is true.
I may be young, so I'm told
but what is it to you?

You, old like an antique
Smelling of outdated perfume
Me, fine in physique
Stares when I enter the room

Cobwebs fill your love below
Like a wretched shack beaten and crippled
Mine is fruitful and plentiful with a glow
So much so that it's damn near sinful!

I guess I'm sorry
If I seem shallow or rude
But really, you should suck it up
And not be such a prude!

Caught on Facebook

Who is this new girl?
I've been gone for two months, wow..
I guess I'll move on.

Im SO sorry

No more "Im sorry"
Shut up! tired to heard it
if you don't mean it.

True Love

This cake tastes so great
letting her have the last bite
now that is TRUE LOVE...

Irreversible

The day that you left
Caused a fundamental change
I'll never be the same

Fate

when will I meet her
many long days and sleepless nights
i hope i find her

Better than me?

Why don't you love me
I'm the best thing since sliced bread
On to the next one

I will wait for him

When will he call me?
Sitting, waiting, listening
The phone never rings

Wednesday, October 12, 2011

My Love Schedule

Seven days a week
for 52 weeks a year
for all years to come

Effort

I slide it in slowly
I center myself
Then follow it up
With a quick, gentle tap

I slowly move back
To look at the back
A few gentle slaps
It looks fairly right

I pound and I pound
And some more I pound
I take my sweet time
I must hit it right

It’s getting quite hot
My brow sweat I dry
And then I resume
To screw in the back

I slide my hand slowly
The surface feels smooth
No bumps and no bruises
Across, through and through

It takes me a while
To finish at last
A groan of great pleasure
My bookshelf assembled

Cardiovascular

I’m huffing and puffing
I’m dragging my feet

I’m only speed walking
I’m tightening my cheeks

I’m glistening and sweating
I’m taking quick breaths

I’m sadly realizing
I’m way out of shape

Desire

Beating tender heart
A pitter-patter rhythm inside
Longing for your touch

The Secret Ingredient

Cooking a hot meal
To talk with him over food
And nourish our love

Something Missing

something missing
and I don't know what it is
miss her touch her scent

One way

her beauty i see
when she walks over to me
why can't she love me?

Budding Romance

We laugh, never cry
Tis' too soon for love to live
This one seems for real

Tuesday, October 11, 2011

Verão

My days are longer
My nights are warmer

Your body is stronger
Your clothes are shorter

You find me attractive
I find you in my waters

I make you attractive
In front of the others

Now my days are no longer
Your nights are getting colder

The winter is coming
The summer is over

The song that my heart just wrote

Im loving somebody that doesn't love me back
Im loving so much, that my own heart is telling me that this is not healthy at all
Im loving somebody that has somebody else to love
Im loving him, Im loving the wrong one
Im here lovin... Now what?

Taglines

My goal is 50
But my brain brings me 20
Writing sucks sometimes.

An Ode to Rain

Drops of rain falling
gently down my window pane.
It puts me to sleep

My Weekend

Filled with friends and fun
Carnival, parties and dates
Gee, it was epic!

Never doubt

I'm fighting my way out
have no doubt I will succeed
you should never doubt me

Writing

Classical music
It soothes a chaotic mind
Now it’s time to write

Jehovah's Witness

Who is at the door?
Don't open that goddamn door!
Stay silent. They'll leave.

I Do Know Your Name

I do know your name.
I’ve seen it written on ribbons clenched in birds’ claws.
I have said your name.
With a smile in my voice, to my confidant.
The ribbons fly by.
Another dimly lit morn looking out to the dawn.
The waves are too high.
The sound moves around my head as it haunts.

I have touched your cloth.
A slight of the hand upon first introduction.
I could smell your cloth.
In layers of people through layers of action.
My fingerprint stays.
The cuff that you wore must bear an indention.
Our story, it plays.
Independent in nature from thoughts to execution.

Monday, October 10, 2011

Link Up

As we walked shoulder to shoulder locked together like links on a chain. We stand as one and we fight together. Inch by inch, play by play we fight. The smell of fear is lingering in cool brisk air. The sense of time has stopped, my mind has gone blank. Sound has once again disappeared. Protection and strength has been granted for me from above. Its our time. Linked together like a chain, we will not be broken. We stand as one.


Dog at the window.

Oh my dog at the window!
what you have seen is uncertain
Are the ants making line on the corner?
Or the clouds making shapes in disorder

Oh my dog, have you seen any other?
have you barked at the mailman and chased him?
have you seen what you've done to my front yard?
See, just look at a window is too hard.

Oh dog, you know you're my life guard.
but the window keeps you so distracted
my life is in danger, but instead
the uncertainty is what you are looking at.

Mondays

New Start is Monday
A new week to bitch about
F*#!?ing love Mondays

Uncertainty

The worries keep nagging at my head
A clock counting down my fate
Of a future undetermined up-ahead

Dreams long gone and in their stead
Cold reality is at the gate
The worries keep nagging at my head

That the life I’ve foolhardily led
Has now reached a final strait
Of a future undetermined up-ahead

A roll of dice, a chance misread
Was it too late to clear the slate?
The worries keep nagging at my head

The day is gone, the lights go dead
Can’t close my eyes, instead I wait
Of a future undetermined up-ahead

As I lay tossing in my bed
The sandman coming much too late
The worries keep nagging at my head
Of a future undetermined up-ahead

Hair in the Wind

The wind in my hair
Waving about, gets in my face
Time for a haircut

Paper Planes

If you understood
The sketches on my papers
Fly away with them

RUSHified

The Camera Eye
The Spirit of Radio
A Farewell to Kings

Refuse

lightning strikes here
i refuse to run in fear
other should steer clear

Mold

Specs of black on white
Something smells not right in here
Mold is what I fear

Friday, October 7, 2011

drive and homework

While I drive to work
I am doing my haiku
Don't drive and homework.

Another Ant Bites the Dust

Skies look grey and grim
Droplets falling all around
A poor ant has drowned

Anticipation

cold air lights shining
my Heart is beating mind racing
anticipation

The Cycle

Bad girls try to make you distract
While the good boys get distracted by that
When the bad girls try to win your heart back
There'll be good girls and a little boy bad

And the boy bad
get more boys bad
And those boys bad
get bad girls back

REWARD

For the love of God,

I am here to love you too.

What else can I do?

Little Juan

Walking down Calle Ocho

at a towering five feet tall

brown baggin’ his drink

with his fedora and all


Don’t give him no shit

cause he won’t be friendly

the little ones are the meanest

and your life he will end-y


Little Juan is what they call him

he’s a crazy killer

once the lights go out

you’ll think your in Thriller


“Darkness creeps

across the land”

and all that crap

you better run from this man


If you bump into him

you know it’s over

it won’t matter whether he’s

drunk or sober


So stay off the Ocho

when it’s late at night

because Little Juan is there

and he’s looking for a fight


TGIF

This week's been so slow
I'm so tired, I need sleep!
Thank God it's Friday

Watching

The TV is on
Too bad there’s nothing to watch
But wall paint to dry

Is it Friday yet?

12:21, great
Homework-day Thursdays, good times
This weekend, epic

Thursday, October 6, 2011

Shower

Like droplets of rain
A shower will get me wet
Thank god, I’m no cat

Lights Please

The hurt in my head
Stems from my actions last night
Please turn out the light

Craving

need excitement
missing the game day after day
craving 2 make a play

War

I declare I'll satisfy you
Please you and Inspire you
Make you love me more
But now I'm into war

I declare I'll be more patient
read through all the pages
and try not to ignore
but now i'm into war

I declare I'll be around
when life gets you knocked out
I'll take you in my arms
but now I'm into war

I declare I'll will not change
I'll keep myself engaged
Not play you anymore
but now I'm into war




Phone Calls

phone calls make my day
Hello people on the line!
Anyone there yet?

Creativity

Creativity
endless possibility
powerful magic

Obsessive Accessory

As the wind calmly combs through my hair,

I ask myself a question

Will I ever find it?



The thing worth fighting for

This thing, producing feelings I’ve never felt before

Will I ever find it?



The one thing I’d be proud

To brag to friends and foes aloud

Will I ever find it?



The perfect compliment to any part of me

And my life, taken in strife, pride and dignity

Will I ever find it?



I roll out of bed

Succumbed with fear, doubt and trembling

Will I ever find my missing earring?

theHunger

I'm so damn hungry.
Someone make me a sandwich!
Where is everyone?

Trip to the Gallery

A swirl of colors
I, the guy, and Britto's art
Left me swept away

Wednesday, October 5, 2011

Awesome

Could I be gone?
I'm gone but i'm always back here
Could I be cool?
I'm cool but the sadness keeps coming to me
Could I be done?
I'm done but i feel incomplete
Could I be true?
I'm true but then the lies keep coming to me
If everything I've heard is true
Could I be Awesome like you?

Could I be strong?
I'm strong but I'm weak over here
Could I be good?
I'm good but bad things are all over me
If everything I've heard is true
I wanna be set
I'm set but the mess lies with me
I wanna be used
I'm used when I open my heart to see
that everything I've heard is true

I wanna be Awesome like you


Blank

I cannot write this
without any ideas
I think I'll skip it

Rice Pudding

I like rice pudding

because it is sweet and soft

please! indulge my tongue


Night Run

running hard to sweat
shadowed by midnight moon light
runners high in check

Words

Sitting here thinking
The words twirling in my head
Afraid to come and play

Lunch

The sandwich I see
Does not have my favorite bread
Eat salad instead

The guy + the moped

Yesterday was fun
Met a guy on a moped
He seemed really sweet

Tuesday, October 4, 2011

Can I have a dog?

Momma said NEVER!
so I asked Papa instead
He said HELL NO KID!

Intro Haiku

The first of many
Write a Haiku everyday
Will I ever play?

Part-ida

Remember the rules
five, seven, five, you should use
Now, it's time to groove